10 Things I Wish I Knew How To Do (But don't really want to learn)

1. Wash dishes (that's for you Ally!)

2. Plumb - what a racket

3. Fly a plane

4. Sing - some folks have it and some don't....I don't have it and I'm "never gonna get it" (En Vogue - 1992)

5. Speak Spanish - this is something I should really do.....but.....

6. Change my own oil - I would be happy never to hear "Your air filter needs changin" or "you seen your brake pads lately?" ever again

7. Finish a book - I have at least three staring me in the face right now.....but I've got to start this new Piper book NOW

8. Carpentry work - I am 'fix it' deficient

9. Spell - When my kids finally get a hold of my spell-checkless journals, they are going to be appalled wondering how I ever made it out of grammer school

10. Survive without coffee - I have a caffeine stronghold in my life. But then again, everyone should start their day with the Word, prayer and a jolt of java